*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
I’ve been caught!
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
if he believes in the friend zone then you should put him in it
(Source: red-lipstick, via portmanteauverload)
i will have a cat in three days!
I’m SO happy for you!!!!
This is a photo of me featuring the shadow of of me taking this photo of me
We are all Andy.
This is what it looks like to be stuck in one tims for an hour and forty minutes 🌚
This is what restarting gossip girl because you’re babysitting looks like 💀